Donald Trump on Remembering the Brain

While this pearl of wisdom seems like an April Fools joke, it is a transcript of Donald Trump from March 28th 2016. 

The folk art of Inside (Out) Donald Trump's Brain, which won the Washington Post's 2016 Peeps show depicts a moment from the August 2015 Fox News Republican Presidential Debate as Trump stared at Megyn Kelly.  

Between the characters Fear and Disgust, an Anger Peep is poised to press a large red button, while Joy and Sadness are corralled behind a fence. Portraits of former wives Marla Maples and Ivana Trump adorn the interior, which has been trimmed in marble and gold.

h/t: Washington Post 

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Soren Kierkegaard on Being Fooled

April Fools Day in the District of Calamity

Actually, President Obama did declare March 31st Cesar Chavez Day.  Considering all of the consternation that Google incited by honoring the labor leader instead of an Easter doodle, the latter declaration seems apt.

Mark Twain on April Fools

"The First of April is the day we remember
what we are for the other 364 days of the
year."      ~Mark Twain