Half Baked Hostess Humor

Hostess Brands  has shut down bakeries nationwide after a strike by the Bakery, Confectionary, Tobacco Workers and Grain Millers International Union combined with poor with poor management.

But you probably have not heard how Hostess is splitting up  
its assets. It is all earmarked for the District of Calamity. 

• The State Department took all the Twinkies
• The Secret Service hired all of the Ho-Hos
• The generals cornered the Cupcakes
• and the voters sent all of the Ding Dongs to Congress.

But what about the Wonder Bread?  Will the best thing since sliced bread head to the White House?

That's dubious as it is probably too white bread for the Obama's.  Besides, it doesn't go well with organic arugula. 

Mirth About Mayan Millenarism

I have long assumed when the end of the world is nigh that there would be two things that survive.

But the liquidation of Hostess puts this eschatological assumption in peril.  

Perhaps ConAgra, or Flower Food or another corporate white knight may come to the rescue of the iconic snack food. It may seem quite ironic but Twinkie the Kid's savior might actually be a Bimbo, that is Grupo Bimbo.