Some consider the Nation’s Capital as “Fantasyland on the Potomac”. Other outsiders are “Fed Up” with the Federal City. It's better to consider D.C. as “the District of Calamity” (sic).
Women to Look Up To, a London based company, is producing some eye catching tree toppers in an effort to give tree toppers a feminist makeover. Among the choices of real women their voters deemed "worthy of wings" for their 3D printed ornaments is Hillary Clinton.
As a puckish political animal living in the District of Calamity whose W.C. is a Political Room adored with cheeky tchochtki, a Hillary tree topper might be welcomed for the Federal Christmas Tree. However, this tree topper costs eighty quid, which can tot up to $120. If I were inclined to air grievances between the beltways, it would be more economical to erect an aluminum pole for Festivus.
