September 19th was
International Talk Like a Pirate Day, a fanciful faux holiday where people are encouraged to blurt out buccaneer phrases in casual conversation. To wit, President Barack Obama tweeted this picture.
Later, Obama went to a fund-raiser with Beyonce and Jay-Z which included a $280,000
tower of champagne.
When does President Obama have time to govern, or even attend a daily National Security briefing?