Friday, August 3, 2012

Conyers Is a Cunning Linguist at House English Only Hearing


At a House Judiciary Subcommittee Hearing on Representative Steve King (R-IA 5th ) English Language Unity Act of 2011 (H.R. 997), Ranking Member Representative John Conyers (D-MI 14th) chose to make his opening remarks in painfully pronounced phonetic Spanish.




Presumably Conyers was pandering to Latinos while making arguments for inclusion by playing political theater.  For those who actually understand Castillian, parts of Conyer’s slowly spoken statement were hilarious, especially when he said: “Este burrito con verguenza” (this burrito with shame).

Well, it’s August in Washington during a Presidential Election year so it’s silly season to score points before returning to their districts to campaign as incumbents.

The Subcommittee Chairman had a great comeback which underlined the absurdity of the stunt as well as the obsession for diversity.  He suggested that in the interest of fairness and diversity that Conyers repeat his statement in Yiddish and Vietnamese.

This incident causes enquiring minds to wonder if Conyer’s chooses to read Playboy Spanish edition in public?


 Maybe Conyers is still trying to read the bill. After all, the Obamacare legislation was 2,700 pages and required more than two days and two lawyers to explain what the bill means.

Laurie Anderson on the Olympics

Thursday, August 2, 2012

We're Not Chikin'


While the cows can't spell, they certainly seem to understand the First Amendment rights of Freedom of Speech and the Free Exercise of Religion.

Perhaps their poor spelling indicates that they are Jersey Cow wanna' bes.

h/t: Gary Varvel

Laus Deo--Bible Museum to Be in DC

The Museum of the Bible, a non-governmental not-for-profit organization, intends to open large scale national, non sectarian gallery in Washington, DC to display sacred texts by 2016. The Green Collection, 40,000 biblical artifacts collected by Hobby Lobby President Steve Green in less than four years, will find a permanent home two blocks from the National Mall. The nascent museum is meant to engage people to appreciate the story of the Bible and to read it more. READ MORE about this story at the DC Barroco website

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Campfire of the Vanities


Stories told by the One so vain.

Campfire stories rely upon dark unfamiliar environs, emotional appeals from trusted leaders and gullible youths.  Let's hope that American voters have grown up by November 6th 2012.


h/t: Robert Arial